Thursday, October 7, 2010

Do All Men Live In A Tent?

If you have spent much time on any dating websites, then you will know what I mean when I ask the question..."Do all men live in a tent anymore?" Is it just me or does it seem like all men live outdoors? It seems that I can't find any man who's interests or hobbies don't read "love to spend as much time outdoors" or "loves camping, fishing, and hunting". Followed by 20 pictures of them next to a dead deer proud as could be...holding their prized fish, or drinking their 10th beer on a canoe. 


Now don't get me wrong, I like to get away from civilization once or twice a year...to get "in tune" with nature, but I don't not want to spend every weekend in the middle of nowhere looking for a bush with my name on it! Is it too much to ask to find a man who likes a nice dinner, a play or maybe a concert? My idea of a hot date just isn't spending the weekend in a hot sweaty tent, covered in bug repellent, hoping that I put on enough deodorant so that a bear doesn't smell me 5 miles away!


Now I know this doesn't apply to all women...I realize there are many of you out there who love roughing it and God bless ya, but for the most part...ask a woman if she would rather spend the weekend in a fifth wheel or a five star hotel and I guarantee you 9 out of 10 women will chose the room service over the campfire smell embedded into their pores for 48 hours. We will take the manicures over splinters, and the soft memory foam bed over that beat up old foam roll out mat and flannel sleeping bag! After all...nothing says romance like trying to put on sexy lingerie in a port-a-potty! 



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